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墨菲法则以及延伸 3

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[@more@]Murphy's Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven't been notified
墨菲法则现代版:
如果事情还能更糟的话,它已经有那么糟了,只是你没发觉罢了。

all good things come to those who wait...
but , don't wait too long or they will pass you by...
like 2 ships that pass in the night...
never again to return that same exact site
好事情总是为等待它们的人来临,但是,不要等太久,它们会擦肩而过,就像两艘夜航的船,再也回不到本可以相逢的那个刹那。


No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts
没有任何限度的接受可以改变现实。


Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower
如果美貌是肤浅的话,时髦连汗毛都没沾上。


A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite
一个没有价值观和做人标准的人是不可能成为伪君子的。


Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else
不管是西瓜还是芝麻,没捡到前别把手里的扔了。


It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again
规则不容易掌握,一旦掌握了,规则又变了。


The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true
乐观主义者声称相比前生和来世,我们生活的世界是最好的,悲观主义者就怕这是真的。


You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it
你总能找出一个更便捷的方法,在你已经做完这件事以后。


The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
风永远不顺着你的发型吹。


Window polishing: It's always on the other side
擦窗法则:不干净的老是在另一面。

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Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention
没有得妄想症的人普遍注意力不集中。


Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later
每次剪了指甲后没多久,就有用得着它们的地方。


Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself
对一个不需要自己来做的人来说,没有什么是不可能的。


Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
概率,也只有概率,是用来解释为什么不大可能发生的灾难发生了。


Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four
错错不会得对。一般要错上个三四次才行。


If the truth is in you* **vor no one will believe you
如果真相对你有利,没人会信你。


The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
天才和愚蠢的区别是天才有它的局限性。


Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes
不做决定的人是不会犯错的。


Murphy's Metalaw
Knowing Murphy's Law will never help
墨菲星际法则:知道墨菲法则不会带来任何帮助。


Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
那些谁碰上都倒霉的事儿老是在你身上应验。


The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
排在你前面的人总是有最复杂的手续要办。

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